I will not roll in my own poop…
Wednesday, July 18th, 2018Dis ain’t da beach
Monday, May 21st, 2018I wuz jus tryin to fluff it up!
Wednesday, May 9th, 2018Doggie Pledge
Wednesday, April 11th, 2018[?]
Uhh… The door was stuck
Wednesday, March 28th, 2018Do we have a cat?
Tuesday, February 13th, 2018[?]
Uhh, guilty
Tuesday, December 5th, 2017It just exploded!
Tuesday, August 22nd, 2017Uhh… I wuz jus dustin da keyboard
Thursday, July 27th, 2017Oh, you’re home early
Thursday, January 8th, 2015[?]
I went into my mom’s purse
Tuesday, August 26th, 2014I went into my mom’s purse while she was asleep and ate a tube of bright red lipstick and chewed up 3 $1 bills.
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Where the hell did I bury that bone?
Thursday, July 31st, 2014[?]
I don’t know… I was sleeping
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014[?]
Marker shame
Thursday, April 10th, 2014[?]