Top 12 Things Your Dog Would Say If It Could Talk
- But it SMELLS like food.
- The cat did it.
- What say we all drive down to Dairy Queen?
- Explain this “heat” thing again.
- Mind if I sit there?
- You gonna eat ALL of that?
- I don’t smell anything.
- Could I see the menu?
- FETCH THIS!
- Next time, I pick the bitch!
- This isn’t a mess, it’s ambiance!
- You are going to cut off my WHAT??!!
And the number one thing your dog would say: