Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.
2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.
3. If it’s edible, it’s mine.
4. If I spit it out, it’s still mine.
5. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
6. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
7. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
8 If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
9 If it looks like mine, it’s mine.
10. If I saw it first, it’s mine.
11. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
12. If i can steal it from the counter/table/dresser top, it’s mine.
13. If I get tired of it, it’s yours.
14. If I want it back, it’s mine.
15. If its broken, it’s yours.
April 18th, 2012 at 2:57 pm
i love them. they are funnnnnnnny. haha.
August 14th, 2013 at 11:57 am
This is even MORE true for Jack Russell’s!!!!
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