I went into my mom’s purse while she was asleep and ate a tube of bright red lipstick and chewed up 3 $1 bills.

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I’m a lap dog, not a purse I don't thinks that's what he had in mind when she said "lets go for a walk"...

Who? Me? I wasn't going through your purse looking for treats....

Not on my watch! ...

I is so bright… dey makes me wera a lamp shade....

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