Hey Bartender!

What’s a dog gotta do to get a drink around here?

Rating 4.17 out of 5
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Why does it always look better in the garbage can?

I guess it’s all in the thrill.

Rating 4.38 out of 5
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Am I in Heaven?

Doggie bliss!

Rating 4.20 out of 5
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Eww… He was in the garbage again

Someone please pass the breath mints

Rating 4.43 out of 5
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Hmm leftovers

Doggie leftovers

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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Did someone say bacon?

That is the magic word.

Rating 4.50 out of 5
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Man’s best friend?

A cat using a dog as a bed

This gives new meaning to “Doggie Bed”

Rating 4.38 out of 5
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Uhh… I wuz jus dustin da keyboard

More like using it for a pee-pee pad.

Rating 3.86 out of 5
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I used to be the cute one

Ya don’t stay the cute one forever.

Rating 3.78 out of 5
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Whoever said dirty dogs have more fun?

They just get more baths.

Rating 4.33 out of 5
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This is a stick up

I think begging would’ve worked better

Rating 4.50 out of 5
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How comes dese guys never get blamed…?

Rating 4.40 out of 5
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Patent Pending

Something every dog owner should have 🙂

Rating 4.60 out of 5
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Which way to the interstate?

What, no GPS system?

Rating 4.40 out of 5
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Spike was always dreaming…

Sometimes dogs just need a challenge.

Rating 3.00 out of 5
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