based on these numbers…

cute dog with calculator

They’re always trying to get more treats

Rating 4.00 out of 5

But… I’m a male

The constant humiliation dogs have to deal with 🙂

Rating 3.75 out of 5


cute puppies jumping on little girl

Rating 4.25 out of 5

Never leave the kids home alone

At least they didn’t trash the house 🙂

Rating 3.80 out of 5

A day in the life of a pug

Pug wearing a beanie cap

You can’t go wrong when you dress up a pug

Rating 4.50 out of 5

I don’t smell anything

A guilty smile gives it away.

Rating 4.17 out of 5

If the bowl fits…

Rating 4.71 out of 5

Do we have a cat?

Rating 1.83 out of 5

Dis my gimme a treat look

I’d give him a treat.

Rating 2.00 out of 5

Puppy nirvana

Rating 4.30 out of 5

Hey you try going poddy outside in just your birthday suit

Good point!

Rating 4.00 out of 5

Dis da trick daddy teached me


Rating 4.80 out of 5

And next time don’t forget the gravy

Sometimes little dogs can be demanding 🙂

Rating 3.40 out of 5

You may lick the bride


And a lovely couple they are.

Rating 4.40 out of 5

I’ve seen him drive… have you?

I guess that explains the scared look.

Rating 4.13 out of 5