Good point.

Never steal the dogs food

That excuse only works so many times.

This guy really hates getting a bath

Yep

Just a 100 lbs or so difference

Yes, he’s jumping with joy

You gotta draw the line somewhere

Look-a-likes

Ah, life is good for a pampered pooch

If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
They seem to have a problem here.

Finally an advantage to wearing a dog cone.

Looks like the party’s over for these guys.