I used to be faster than a speeding bullet

All good things must come to an end

Rating 4.14 out of 5
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Note to new dog:

Naw, they just need a bigger door.

Rating 4.60 out of 5
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Kitty lied… mud not taste like chocolate cake

Seems like cats are always misleading dogs 🙂

Rating 3.40 out of 5
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Oh boy… a puppy

Sometimes life is a real bummer

Rating 4.11 out of 5
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Yes, I marked my spot…

Rating 4.44 out of 5
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Wud you wears ’em

Good point

Rating 4.00 out of 5
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Sam was always taking things to the extreme

Some dogs just can’t do things small 🙂

Rating 4.58 out of 5
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What!, No Cake?

It’s just not the same without a cake

Rating 4.29 out of 5
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It just exploded!

I don’t think they’ll buy it.

Rating 3.63 out of 5
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You’ve got to ask yourself one question

Well, do ya?

Rating 4.29 out of 5
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A message from the cat?

Maybe.

Rating 4.29 out of 5
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Hey Bartender!

What’s a dog gotta do to get a drink around here?

Rating 4.17 out of 5
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Why does it always look better in the garbage can?

I guess it’s all in the thrill.

Rating 4.38 out of 5
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Am I in Heaven?

Doggie bliss!

Rating 4.20 out of 5
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Eww… He was in the garbage again

Someone please pass the breath mints

Rating 4.43 out of 5
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