Never steal the dogs food
That excuse only works so many times.
This guy really hates getting a bath
Just a 100 lbs or so difference
Yes, he’s jumping with joy
You gotta draw the line somewhere
Ah, life is good for a pampered pooch
If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine.
They seem to have a problem here.
Finally an advantage to wearing a dog cone.
Looks like the party’s over for these guys.
Nothing a tic tac or ten wouldn’t help.