A guilty smile gives it away.

Hmm, He says one thing but the eyes say another.

Yep

I wasn’t going through your purse looking for treats.

I made it a “poop-deck”

I was lying on the couch all day.

LOL! He’s desperately trying to not get tattled on.

I ate 5 hot dogs, 3 bratwurst and broke a lamp trying to get away.

I ate mom’s taxes on April 14th!