Well no I haven’t seen kitty all day
Tuesday, December 19th, 2017Uhh, guilty
Tuesday, December 5th, 2017I humped the leg of a priest…
Tuesday, May 10th, 2016[?]
Who made this mess?
Thursday, March 31st, 2016[?]
Meatballs? I didn’t see any meatballs
Monday, November 30th, 2015[?]
“Poop-Deck”
Wednesday, July 8th, 2015Please don’t tell
Wednesday, January 14th, 2015LOL! He’s desperately trying to not get tattled on.
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I poo in the shower
Tuesday, October 28th, 2014[?]
I use the carpet to floss my teeth
Monday, October 13th, 2014[?]
I ate 5 hot dogs
Thursday, July 24th, 2014I don’t know… I was sleeping
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014[?]