» guilty dog


I don’t smell anything

Monday, February 19th, 2018

A guilty smile gives it away.

Rating 4.17 out of 5

Well no I haven’t seen kitty all day

Tuesday, December 19th, 2017

Hmm, He says one thing but the eyes say another.

Rating 4.60 out of 5

Uhh, guilty

Tuesday, December 5th, 2017


Rating 4.45 out of 5

I humped the leg of a priest…

Tuesday, May 10th, 2016


Rating 4.00 out of 5

Who made this mess?

Thursday, March 31st, 2016


Rating 3.00 out of 5

Meatballs? I didn’t see any meatballs

Monday, November 30th, 2015

Beagle looking guilty

Rating 4.50 out of 5

Who? Me?

Thursday, July 9th, 2015

Dog caught going through purse

I wasn’t going through your purse looking for treats.

Rating 3.67 out of 5


Wednesday, July 8th, 2015

Dog pooped on the deck

I made it a “poop-deck”

Rating 3.50 out of 5

Who me?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2015

Dog with garbage lid on head

I was lying on the couch all day.

Rating 4.50 out of 5

Please don’t tell

Wednesday, January 14th, 2015

LOL! He’s desperately trying to not get tattled on.

Rating 3.00 out of 5

I poo in the shower

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

dog pooped in the shower

Rating 4.00 out of 5

I use the carpet to floss my teeth

Monday, October 13th, 2014

dog looking guilty after eating carpet

Rating 4.00 out of 5

I ate 5 hot dogs

Thursday, July 24th, 2014

dog ate 5 hot dogs

I ate 5 hot dogs, 3 bratwurst and broke a lamp trying to get away.

Rating 4.00 out of 5

I don’t know… I was sleeping

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2014

Dog lying in a ripped up pillow

Rating 4.00 out of 5

I ate mom’s taxes

Wednesday, April 30th, 2014

dog ate mom's taxes

I ate mom’s taxes on April 14th!

Rating 4.33 out of 5