Bad dog and Bad dog
Wednesday, April 18th, 2018Mom and Dad went on vacation…
Thursday, August 25th, 2016[?]
I humped the leg of a priest…
Tuesday, May 10th, 2016[?]
I steal from homeless cats
Monday, April 11th, 2016[?]
I climbed into the UPS truck…
Wednesday, March 16th, 2016And peed on the packages.
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I pooped in the bathtub…
Tuesday, February 9th, 2016[?]
I ate a large tube of vaseline…
Wednesday, January 20th, 2016Now I have to wear a diaper because I’m drooling vaseline out my butt.
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I stole mom’s ugg boots
Monday, January 4th, 2016[?]
Pool Hoppers
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015[?]
I killed the vicious pillow…
Monday, November 2nd, 2015and now I’m pooping huge balls of stuffing.
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I panicked!
Monday, August 31st, 2015[?]
“Poop-Deck”
Wednesday, July 8th, 2015I made it a “poop-deck”
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My 5th bath!
Tuesday, June 16th, 2015All I did was chase a black & white squirrel
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Dad took me to work…
Monday, February 23rd, 2015and I peed on a lady’s blouse!
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