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Why Dogs Are Better Than Women

  • Dogs don’t ask what are you thinking.
  • Dogs don’t cry.
  • Dogs love it when your friends come over.
  • Dogs don’t care if you use their shampoo.
  • Dogs think you sing great.
  • A dog’s time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
  • Dogs don’t expect you to call when you are running late.
  • “The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you”
  • Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
  • Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
  • Dogs are excited by rough play.
  • Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
  • Dogs love red meat.
  • Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
  • Anyone can get a good-looking dog.
  • “If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.”
  • Dogs don’t shop.
  • Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
  • A dog’s disposition stays the same all month long.
  • Dogs never need to examine the relationship.
  • A dog’s parents never visit.
  • Dogs love long car trips.
  • Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
  • Dogs understand that all animals smaller than dogs were made to be hunted.
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