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Dog Property Laws

1. If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.

3. If it’s edible, it’s mine.

4. If I spit it out, it’s still mine.

5. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

6. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

7. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

8 If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

9 If it looks like mine, it’s mine.

10. If I saw it first, it’s mine.

11. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

12. If i can steal it from the counter/table/dresser top, it’s mine.

13. If I get tired of it, it’s yours.

14. If I want it back, it’s mine.

15. If its broken, it’s yours.

4 Responses to “Dog Property Laws”

  1. sarah love bradbury Says:

    i love them. they are funnnnnnnny. haha.

  2. Jewel Rene Says:

    This is even MORE true for Jack Russell’s!!!!

    Thanks for Sharing!!!

  3. Fadin Says:

    I first saw these years ago in Readers Digest. There were were only 10 laws on that list. Having Sasha, a half breed Aussie/Coyote, I have to agree with the addition of law 12.
    SASHA=Clever+Resourceful=Greatest K-9 thief ever!

  4. cozmo Says:

    They are good thief’s. If you give them the opportunity they will steal anything.

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