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Dog Letters to God

Dear God,
How come people love to smell flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
another? What are they thinking?

Dear God,
When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old story?

Dear God,
Excuse me, but why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the
mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not one named for a dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! I know every breed cannot have its own model, but it would be easy to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle!

Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no
human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God,
Is it true that in Heaven, dining room tables have on-ramps?

Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God,

When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to
shake hands to get in?

Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles,
horns, clickers, beepers, scent IDs, electromagnetic energyfields,
and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God,
Are there dogs on other planets, or are we alone?
I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever
hear back is the beagle across the street.

Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God,
When my family eats dinner they always bless their food. But they never
bless mine. So, I’ve been wagging my tail extra fast when they
fill my bowl. Have you noticed my own blessing?

Dear God,
I’ve always lived at the shelter and I have everything I need. But many of
the dogs here have names and I don’t. Could you give me a name please? It
would be good for my self-esteem.

Dear God,
The new terrier I live with just peed on the Oriental rug and I have a
feeling my family might blame me ‘cuz they think I’m jealous of this
stupid dog. Since they have no sense of smell, how can I convince them I’m
innocent? Does PetsMart sell lie detectors?

2 Responses to “Dog Letters to God”

  1. Richard Burt Says:

    Dude all you dog lovers out there! if this doen’t amuse you than you crazy cuze this is a belly full of laughter thanks to whoever put this amusing quotes on here bc I was having a bad time with my dog today and I picked 3 3” centimeter ticks off him and when i got on this website I had a belly full of laughter and am now feeling better.

    Thanks FunnyFidos for everything
    your dog lover Richard Burt.

  2. cozmo Says:

    Thank You, Richard. I’m glad you enjoy the site. How you get rid of those ticks. 🙁

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